steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

A lady at a party the other day told me I reminded her of Juno.

sheresists:

Language is never neutral. 

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

40yr-old-fangirl:

Oh Bruce.  You kill me, buddy.

nevver:

— Alain de Botton

stegolibrium:

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

Awwww yis.  This pleases me greatly.

also game of scones omgimgone

ziusik:

GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

queer-0-sexual:

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